![]() ![]() He declines, the reason being he has so many brooding roof poses that he has to do. Critic inviting The Angst to sit down and review the movie with him.Orlando dressing up as an amalgamation of the many angsty and downtrodden superheroes of the early 2000's."With Ben Affleck now being chosen as the new Dark Knight, you have to wonder if anybody gave consideration to having Ben Affleck playing a superhero in the pas- IT'S DAREDEVIL ISN'T IT!?".Ever wonder what would happen if Trinity answered a wrong number in the opening scene?.When Trinity is trying to get Neo back in the car, and says "You know that road, you know exactly where it ends", the Constantine poster is in the centre of the frame.Actually, he does that through all of the reviews. After hearing the villains call Neo "Thomas Anderson", Critic refers to Neo for the entirety of the review as just "Tom".Even Malcolm!Morpheus isn't in a rush because of this. Then, Agent Schmuck has the same exact problem with both tables and doors. Critic's rant about how it's ridiculous that Agent Smith and the others are unable to detect Neo in the office hiding behind cubicles at a point when Neo is still plugged into the Matrix.To add on to that scene, Morpheus accidentally shows him some footage of his "past life" when trying to reveal what Earth really looks like. Critic's comment that when Neo begins his training, they're in the world where 90% of all television ads take place. ![]() After Critic leaves to do his review, Chester takes a sip from his drink, only to realize it's his change cup. Bum drinking and discussing about The Matrix. The opening of the review has Critic and Chester A.The falling text at the start of all the reviews, which includes a Triforce, Pac-Man and a ghost, a Star Fleet emblem, card suits, a copyright icon, the figure from the Portal logo, a smiley face, assorted Japanese and other foreign characters, and the words "dated," "stupid," "bloated," "artsy," "heavy handed," and "pretentious.". ![]()
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